I was talking to my friend Georgia and we were talking about yobs and chavs. Then I thought about Mass Effect. The thoughts merged, they do that.
The funny thing is, this is quite an accurate representation of a chav.
Apparently I say things like this and forget. Luckily my friend, Charlie, keeps a Georgiapedia.
This is what everyone is thinking when you talk to them about World of Warcraft.
Nobody. Bloody. Cares.
I actually do keep a Georgiapedia.
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Why did Dumbledore want Ron to keep his deluminator?
J.K. Rowling: Because he knew that Ron might need a little more guidance than the other two. Dumbledore understood Ron’s importance in the trio. He wasn’t the most skilled, or the most intelligent, but he held them together; his humour and his good heart were essential.
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Chrome > Firefox > Safari > Opera > Netscape Navigator > Inserting an ethernet cable anally and shouting in binary > Internet Explorer.
eduardozuckerberg asked: Just wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year :)
And you! :D
Ordered pizza. Put this as my contact name.
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What follows is accurate scientific research that Santa Claus (St Nicholas, Father Christmas etc) could possibly exist. Contest this, naysayers.
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. However there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa doesn’t appear to handle most Muslim, Hindu, and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total – 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household (according to the census bureau), that makes 91.8 million homes. We’ll presume that there is at least one good child in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. In other words, for each Christian household with good children Santa has 1/1000th of a second to:
a) park, b) hop out of the sleigh, c) jump down the chimney, d) fill the stockings, e) distribute the remaining presents under the tree, f) eat whatever snacks have been left, g) get back up the chimney, h) get back into the sleigh, and i) move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course is false but for the purpose of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours. This means that Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, or 3000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle ever invented, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second. A conventional reindeer can only run 15 miles per hour, tops.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is already overweight and stuffed by the end of the night with milk and cookies from 91.8 million homes. On land a conventional team of reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that “flying reindeer” can pull ten times that amount, Santa needs 214,200 reindeer to do the job. This increases the payload – not even counting the weight of the sleigh itself–to 353,430 tons. Again, for purposes of comparison, this is four times the weight of the cruise ship Queen Elizabeth II.
5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance, which will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth’s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will each absorb 14.3 quintillion (14,300,000,000,000,000,000) joules of energy per second, instantaneously bursting into flames, creating deafening sonic booms in their wake, and exposing the reindeer following them to the same forces. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Meanwhile, Santa will be subjected to acceleration forces over 17,500 times greater than gravity. A 250 pound Santa will be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.
The only sound conclusion from the above is, if Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he’s now most certainly dead.
Honestly, this is inspirational and motivational. This guy has a lot of spirit and courage, and I wish nothing but the best for him.
Op this made me tear up. I just want to give him a huge hug<3
cutest thing ever.
i would miss u ! I WOULD I WOULD I WOULD =’(
This is so great. OP, you seem like such a true guy. Your story and how you overcame it all is beyond inspiring.
I cried.
this right here is exactly what i mean when i say realize that someone always has it worse then you. he is such a hero to me.
If you watch this without tearing up even slightly, you are dead inside.
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For no apparent reason whatsoever, I was trying to hug Nick Clegg. He was crying, and then he told me to go away. And David Cameron started to push me away. It was seriously the most vivid dream I’ve ever had.
still love this
DEAR GOD I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER
OH MY LAWD
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